God is Like

God is like...
BAYER  ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

God is like...
a FORD
He's got a  better idea.

God is like...
COKE
He's the  real thing.

God is like...
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares  enough to send His very best.

God is like...
TIDE
He gets the  stains out that others leave behind.

God is like...
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He  brings good things to life.

God is like...
SEARS
He has  everything.

God is like..
ALKA-SELTZER
Try him,  you'll like Him.

God is like.
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't  see him, but you know He's there. 

God is like...
DELTA
He's ready  when you are.

God is like...
ALLSTATE
You're in  good hands with Him.

God is like...
VO-5 Hair  Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather. 

God is like...
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you  glad you have Him?  Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like...
the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His  appointed destination.