September 30, 2011

God is Like

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 08.07 0 comment
God is like...
BAYER  ASPIRIN
He works miracles.


God is like...
a FORD

He's got a  better idea.



God is like...
COKE

He's the  real thing.


God is like...
HALLMARK CARDS

He cares  enough to send His very best.


God is like...

TIDE

He gets the  stains out that others leave behind.


God is like...

GENERAL ELECTRIC

He  brings good things to life.


God is like...

SEARS

He has  everything.


God is like..

ALKA-SELTZER

Try him,  you'll like Him.


God is like.

SCOTCH TAPE

You can't  see him, but you know He's there.
 


God is like...

DELTA

He's ready  when you are.


God is like...

ALLSTATE

You're in  good hands with Him.


God is like...

VO-5
Hair  Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather. 


God is like...

DIAL SOAP

Aren't you  glad you have Him?  Don't you wish everybody did?


God is like...

the U.S. POST OFFICE

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His  appointed destination.
















Sorrows and Joys

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 07.58 0 comment

Bury thy sorrows, and they shall rise
As souls to the immortal skies,
And there look down like mothers’ eyes.
But let thy joys be fresh as flowers,
That suck the honey of the showers,
And bloom alike on huts and towers.
So shall thy days be sweet and bright
Solemn and sweet thy starry night,
Conscious of love each change of light.
The stars will watch the flowers asleep,
The flowers will feel the soft stars weep,
And both will mix sensations deep.
With these below, with those above,
Sits evermore the brooding dove,
Uniting both in bonds of love.
For both by nature are takin
Sorrow, the ashen fruit of sin,
And joy, the juice of life within.
Children of earth are these; and those
The spirits of divine repose -
Death radiant o’er all human woes.
O, think what then had been thy doom,
If homeless and without a tomb
They had been left to haunt the gloom!
O, think again what now they are -
Motherly love, tho’ dim and far,
Imaged in every lustrous star.
For they, in their salvation, know
No vestige of their former woe,
While thro’ them all the heavens do flow.
Thus art thou wedded to the skies,
And watched by ever – loving eyes,
And warned by yearning sympathies.

The Road to Success is Always Under Construction

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 07.56 0 comment

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
Life is not no much a matter of position as of disposition.
The best vitamin for making friends, B-1.
If you don’t care where you’re going any road will get you there.
A pint of example is worth a gallon of advice.
He who throws mud loses ground.
Nobody raises his own reputation by lowering others.
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
Ideas won’t work unless you do.
The future is purchased by the present.
One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
Lost time is never found again.
A hard thing about business is minding your own.
Triumph is just “umph” added to try.
Caution is not cowardly, Carelessness is not courage.
He who forgives ends the quarrel.
Children need more models than critics.
Frogs have it easy, They can eat what bugs them.
The pursuit of happiness is the chase of a lifetime.
If the going gets easy you may be going downhill.
Dieters – People that are thick and tired of it.
Jumping to conclusions can be bad exercise.
The best labor saving device is doing it tomorrow.
A turtle makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
Failure is the path of least persistence.
Hard work is the yeast that raises the dough.
Patience is counting down without blasting off.
Have a backbone not a wishbone.
Some folks won’t look up until they are flat on their backs.
If you want your dreams to come true, don’t oversleep.
Friend – One who knows all about you and likes you just the same.
Money talks and often just says, “Good-bye”.
Birds have bills too and they keep on singing.
Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam.
God’s retirement plan is out of this world.
A good example is the best sermon.
The Ten Commandments are not multiple choice.
Well done! is better than, Well said!
Minds are like parachutes – they function only when open.
Live as you wish your kids would.
Swallowing your pride seldom leads to indigestion.
If you can laugh at it then you can live with it.
People don’t fail, they give up.
When looking for faults use a mirror, not a telescope.
Smile, it takes only 13 muscles; A frown takes 64.
Kindness, a language deaf people can hear and blind can see.
Heaviest thing to carry – a grudge. A smooth sea never made a skillful sailor.
A small leak can sink a great ship.
You can’t direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.
Tact is the ability to see others as they wish to be seen.
A bad conscience has a very good memory.
Hug your kids at home – Belt them in the car. One thing you can give and still keep – is your word.
A friend walks in when everyone else walks out.
If you must cry over spilled milk then please try to condense it.
Behavior is the mirror in which everyone shows their image.
Make friends before you need them.
It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.
The smallest good deed is better than the grandest intention.
Success is … more attitude than aptitude.
Our favorite attitude should be gratitude.
The greatest of all faults is to imagine you have none.
Too many of us speak twice before we think.
Some people develop eye strain looking for trouble.
Everyone has 20/20 hindsight.
The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts.
It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.
Feed your faith and doubt will starve to death.
It is no crime not to be perfect.
If others have sinned you need not mention it.
No man knows less than the man who knows it all.
Patience carries a lot of wait.
One who lacks courage to start has already finished.
A quitter never wins, A winner never quits.
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Break a bad habit – Drop it.
Don’t learn safety rules simply by accident.
Failing to prepare We prepare to fail.
Past failures are guideposts for future success.
There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm.
If your dreams turn to dust…vacuum.
Money is a good servant but is a cruel master.
Seek joy in what you give not in what you get.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Success comes in cans Failure comes in can’ts.
Anger is one letter short of danger Greatest remedy for anger is delay.
2/3 of promotion is motion.
Having a sharp tongue can cut your own throat.
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.

Mystery of Life

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 07.54 0 comment

We walk in a world that is strange and unknown
And in the midst of the crowd we still feel alone,
We question our purpose, our part and our place
In this vast land of mystery suspended in space,
We probe and explore and try hard to explain
The tumult of thoughts that our minds entertain…
But all of our probings and complex explanations
Of man’s inner feelings and fears and frustrations
Still leave us engulfed in the “mystery of life”
With all of its struggles and suffering and strife,
Unable to fathom what tomorrow will bring –
But there is one truth to which we can cling,
For while life’s a mystery we can’t understand
The “great giver of life” is holding our hand
And safe in His care there is no need for seeing
For “in Him we live and move and have our being.”

Letting Go

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 07.53 0 comment

“One of the most painful things we have to do in our lives is Letting Go.
Sometimes it is Letting Go of things…material things which mean a lot to us, even if only sentimental value.

It may mean Letting Go of feelings. When we hold sadness inside, and try to mask it with only a show of happiness, it is better to let it go, to feel the sadness so it washes through us. A good cry can be cleansing.

Sometimes, we have to let go of someone we care for very deeply when we realize that person does not care for us in the same way. Maybe it is best to leave them remembering us with whatever kind of feeling they do have for us. It may not be possible to hide our own deeper feelings for that person, which could make their life uncomfortable.

Letting Go may be the best gift we can give them because they may realize how we feel, yet care enough not to want to hurt us.
Even when we know a relationship is not right, on both sides, or one person has a doubt about it, it is hard to let go of something that seems secure. We often accept less than the best because we can’t bear to let go.There are occasions when we feel something wonderful for someone, but we don’t express it for fear of being rejected.

Sometimes our feelings will be rejected. Yet, what if we withhold it from the one person who could very well be that One Special Someone in our lives and they too have been afraid to express their true feelings, or don’t even realize their true feelings yet! How sad that we may miss The Best for fear of Letting Go of the expression of those feelings.
Whatever the reason, or situation, it is never easy Letting Go. ”

Life Is a Gift

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 07.48 0 comment
Today before you think of saying an unkind word – Think of someone who can’t speak.
Before you complain about the taste of your food – Think of someone who has nothing to eat.
Before you complain about your husband or wife – Think of someone ho’s crying out for a companion.
Today before you complain about life – Think of someone who went too early to heaven/hell.
Before you complain about your children – Think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.
Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t clean or sweep – Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before whining about the distance you drive – Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.
And when you are tired and complain about your job – Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.
But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another – Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one Maker.
And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down – Put a smile on your face and thank — you’re alive and still around.
Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, And Fulfill it!

Walking to Heaven

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 07.46 0 comment

A journey, a path
walking to heaven
the way of holiness
that we travel on
this life here on earth
Following the shepherd’s call
the word of God
speaking from within
his voice guiding our way
yoked with our brother, our king
Traveling the way of the cross
all the days of our lives
leading us to salvation
walking to heaven
a new life to begin

The House With the Golden Windows

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 07.45 0 comment
           The little girl lived in a small, very simple, poor house on a hill and as she grew she would play in the small garden and as she grew she was able to see over the garden fence and across the valley to a wonderful house high on the hill – and this house had golden windows, so golden and shining that the little girl would dream of how magic it would be to grow up and live in a house with golden windows instead of an ordinary house like hers. And although she loved her parents and her family, she yearned to live in such a golden house and dreamed all day about how wonderful and exciting it must feel to live there.

         When she got to an age where she gained enough skill and sensibility to go outside her garden fence, she asked her mother is she could go for a bike ride outside the gate and down the lane. After pleading with her, her mother finally allowed her to go, insisting that she kept close to the house and didn’t wander too far. The day was beautiful and the little girl knew exactly where she was heading! Down the lane and across the valley, she rode her bike until she got to the gate of the golden house across on the other hill.

          As she dismounted her bike and lent it against the gate post, she focused on the path that lead to the house and then on the house itself…and was so disappointed as she realized all the windows were plain and rather dirty, reflecting nothing other than the sad neglect of the house that stood derelict.
So sad she didn’t go any further and turned, heart broken as she remounted her bike …

          As she glanced up she saw a sight to amaze her…there across the way on her side of the valley was a little house and its windows glistened golden …as the sun shone on her little home.

          She realized that she had been living in her golden house and all the love and care she found there was what made her home the ‘golden house’. Everything she dreamed was right there in front of her nose!

Korean Food (Kimchi)

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 04.10 0 comment
        Koreans eat cabbage kimchi in all four seasons. There are significantly less people who make a separate batch of winter kimchi as per tradition. The market sells cabbages in all four seasons -- when kimchi runs out, people can simply buy the cabbage and make more. In fact, there is not even the need to make more kimchi. Factory kimchi is sold throughout the year, so people can simply buy it. There is not a day when the home shopping channel fails to sell napa cabbage kimchi. What easy world we live in.

        It has not been long since we began eating napa cabbage kimchi like this. Napa cabbage grows at a cool temperature. Napa cabbage seeds were sown in the fall, and the cabbages were harvested in the beginning of winter. Chinese cabbages were barely available in the spring and the winter. Summer cabbages were unthinkable -- the cabbages would melt away in the heat. It was not until the 1970s when summer cabbages appeared in the market. As the highlands of Gangwon-do were cool during summer, farmers there grew cabbages. Around the same time, farmers near the southern coast attempted growing winter cabbages in the winter, enabling cabbage kimchi in the middle of the winter and early spring. Also, the cabbages grown in hothouses in the spring would appear in the market before summer cabbages from the highlands do.

         In just 30 years, Koreans forgot the season for napa cabbages -- they began to regard it as available in all four seasons. As the cabbages are not being produced on their natural time of the year, there is a huge yearly variation in production. In particular, summer cabbages depend entirely on the weather of the highlands. Too much rain melts away the summer cabbages, and the market complains of exorbitant prices. One may suggest: "Don't be so dependent on the production of unseasonal summer cabbages; make kimchi with radishes [열무]." But such suggestion is immediately met with a retort: "Cabbage kimchi is essential for a Korean table." There is not a single expert who questions whether it is right for Koreans to have an eating habit that is oblivious to the seasons.

        Some may ask: "How is it a bad thing that cabbage kimchi is available in all four seasons thanks to the advancement in farming technologies?" The problem, however, is that raising farm products is not simply the matter of technology. Nature is the absolute condition for growing vegetables; human technology can only supplement. There is a limit to controlling the conditions of growing farm products, and that limit eventually leads to anti-natural results. At that point, a situation may arise in which no one wins -- farmers lose, as do consumers.

        Most fields on the highlands are on a hill, which means the water drains well when it rains. As the water goes, so do the soil and the organic matters in the soil. It is difficult to add organic fertilizer to a hilly field located in the highlands. Also, in most cases, the landowner and the farmer are not the same -- which means the farmer has no incentive to keep the land fertile. Simply put, farming in the highlands is predatory. Cabbages growing on infertile land based on predatory farming techniques are prone to contract finger-and-toe disease, which causes their roots to rot. Once there is an outbreak of finger-and-toe disease, all the cabbages on the highlands are good as done.

        There is now a modified breed of cabbages that are resistant to the disease, called the "CR". But the CR cabbages taste bad -- the leaves are tough, lack sweetness and smells spicy. To overcome the disease, the cabbage sacrificed the taste. But as the words spread recently that CR cabbages are not tasty, more farmers are back to growing the regular type of napa cabbages. To stave off the diseases, a lot of chemical is required, sprayed practically every time after it rains.

Korean Wedding Tradition

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 04.06 0 comment
         While in the west a wedding is more or less an affair between two individuals, in Korea the entire family is involved – not only during the celebrations, but also during the decision-making process. In Korea, there are not just two individuals marrying each other, but there are instead two whole families that enter into a relationship together. 

When a Korean couple starts a relationship, many parents refuse to meet the future daughter/son-in-law until something greater is settled and the man has asked for the hand in marriage of his wife-to-be. 
In former times, the couples were selected by their parents, even promised to each other as early as in childhood. Of course, nowadays, that is no longer possible. 
The whole procedure (from the proposal to the actual ceremony) can happen in the following order: 
The son-in-law asks the bride’s parents for their daughter’s hand. With very traditional fathers, he will do this by bowing thereby and lying down on the ground in front of the parents-in-law in order to show his respect. 
The wedding date is scheduled by the bride’s parents. Usually the bridegroom will bring the flat into marriage while the bride contributes in turn the interior furnishings (especially the kitchen). 
Now, at this stage, they have still to absolve reciprocal visits to the bride and bridegroom’s respective parents. 
Many Korean weddings are nowadays a mixture between elements of both western and traditional Korean weddings. Often, the couple goes first dressed in western wedding dresses in one of the modern wedding rooms. This ceremony takes approximately 30 minutes and is admittedly not very suitable for providing lasting memories. For this very reason, more and more weddings in the traditional fashion are being held immediately after and in addition to this ceremony (or the modern ceremony is even given up entirely.) 
As a foreigner marrying a Korean, one need not fear this traditional ceremony. Everything is planned in great detail and it is catered for so that all proceeds according to plan – There is not much that can go wrong. The wedding usually commences with a photo session, held in traditional Korean garments – mostly in a garden in front of the temple or house, in which the wedding ceremony is to take place.

The bride’s parents wait at the wedding table for the bridegroom’s procession, which is headed by a person that acts as a kind of witness.
As soon as the procession arrives at the parents’ place, the bride’s parents will each receive a mandarin duck from the hands of the bridegroom’s witness.

The wedding party wears Hanbok, a traditional Korean costume. Brides wear a chogori, a short jacket with long sleeves. Two ribbons are tied to the jacket to form the otkorum. A full-length wraparound skirt is worn. Boat shaped shoes made of silk, worn with cotton socks, complete the ensemble. The bride also has three red circles painted on her cheeks and forehead, which keep evil spirits away. Grooms sport a jacket, trousers, a black hat and an overcoat. Sometimes a vest is worn over the shirt.

The bridegroom places himself at the eastern side of the wedding table. Then the bride approaches and positions herself at the western side. 
Bride and bridegroom wash their hands and bow to each other. A foreigner who undergoes this ceremony does not have to feel embarrassed if something should happen. Dressed in these wedding garments it is quite difficult to undergo this ceremony. The bride often can manage only with the help of two companions, while the groom will barely be able to keep his hat on his head. 
Afterwards, bride and bridegroom exchange wine in small drinking vessels, and bow in front of their parents and guests. The ceremony itself is very brief.
In principle, a Korean wedding does not take very long. While in the west one is used to go on celebrating the wedding deep into the night, in Korea all persons involved will just sit together for a meal; bride and bridegroom will drink for their welfare with all their guests, and then the wedding celebration will actually already be over.
The costs for such a festivity are very high. Rent for a white bridal dress alone can cost ca. 1,500 Euro per day. In addition, the traditional wedding dress is also purchased. Altogether one may count for a traditional wedding with costs amounting to somewhere in the range of 10,000 and 20,000. 
However, the costs are usually financed completely by financial gifts given by the guests and relatives. There even remains usually a financial initial aid for the couple’s future. The financial gifts are often given alternatively to the bride’s parents.

Simpsons Quote

Posted by Berty Wikimsiang at 03.46 0 comment
"Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family." = Homer

"No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's." = Homer

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems." = Homer

"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol." = Homer

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." = Homer

"Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!" = Homer & kids

"Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand." = Homer

"Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening." = Homer

"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? = Moe

"You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work." = Homer

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?" = Homer

"Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart." = Homer

"Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!" = Homer (words I live buy)

"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in."  = Homer

"Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic." = Homer

"Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!" = Homer

"Stupid risks make life worth living." = Homer

"I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie or just finished lying... but not when I am telling the truth." = Homer

"Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail." = Homer

"I am not going to lie to you, Marge... ... ... Well, good bye." = Homer

"Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal." = Homer

"People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight." = Homer

"Lisa, remember me as I am - filled with murderous rage." = Homer

"I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong!" = Homer

"This is a place for learning, not a house of... hearing about things." = Homer

"This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit." = Homer

"Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike: you just go in every day and do it really half assed. That's the American way." = Homer

"My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. If only they'd elect me, I'd make them pay." = Homer

"They took the foam off the market because they found out it was poisonous, but if you ask me, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die." = Homer

"Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday? I mean, isn't God everywhere?" = Homer

"Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." = Lionel Hutz

Marge: "Homer! There's someone here who can help you..."
Homer: "Is it Batman?"
Marge: "No, he's a scientist."
Homer: "Batman's a scientist?!"
Marge: "It's not Batman!"

Homer: " Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?"
Marge: "Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa."
Lisa: "Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product."
Bart: "You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?"
Homer: "Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning."
Marge: "Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart."
Homer: "Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out."
Marge: "Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said."
Homer: "Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case."
Bart: "Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to."
Homer: "Bart, go to your room."

Lisa: "Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?"
Homer: "Well, I think the veal died of loneliness."

Ralph: "That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun."
Bart: "Right, the leprechaun."
Ralph: " He told me to burn things."

Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Ralph: "Even my boogers are spicy!"

Grandpa: "Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot."

Marge: "Homer, is this how you pictured married life?"
Homer: "Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries."

Kent Brockman: "Dozens of people are gunned down each day, but until now, none of them was important. At 3:00 PM Friday, local aurocrat C. Montgomery Burns was shot following a tense confrontation at town hall. He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to "alive". "

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff. ~ Moe

Renee (Moe?s girlfriend): "Really, you think I?m gorgeous?"
Moe: "Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something."
Renee: "You don?t talk to a lot of women do you?"

Homer: "Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield."
Lisa: "Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away."

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down." ~ Homer

Burns: "I suggest you leave immediately"
Homer: "Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"

Moe: "Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'."

Homer: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."

Ned Flanders: "You ugly hate-filled man."
Moe: "Hey. I may be ugly and I may be hate-filled but ... uh ... what was that last thing you said?"

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman! ~ Homer

Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman - and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing. ~ Homer

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it. ~ Bart

Lionel Hutz: "This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story."

Carl: "Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!"
Lenny: "Oh good! He snagged that tree branch."
Carl: "Oh no! The branch broke off!"
Lenny: "Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!"
Carl: "Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs."
Lenny: "Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!"
Carl: "Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!"

Announcer: "Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless."
Wiggum (checking): "Well I'll be damned."

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. ~ Homer

Bart: "What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ... "

Homer: "Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow. "
Homer: "Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."

Homer: "I'll never wiggle my bare butt it public again
Lisa: I'd like to beleive that this time, I really would."

Grandpa: "Are we there yet?"
Homer: "No"
Grandpa: "Are we there yet?"
Homer: "No"
Grandpa: "Are we there yet?"
Homer: "No"
Grandpa:" ........Where are we going?"

Homer: "Okay, I'm never going to win Father Of The Year. In fact, I'm probably the last guy in the world to have kids... wait, let me rephrase that. I love my kids. I'd do anything for Bart and Lisa."
Judge: "And Margaret?"
Homer: "Who? Lady, you must have the wrong file."
Marge: "She's talking about Maggie."
Homer: "Oh, Maggie. I've got nothing against Maggie."

Mr. Burns: "What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?"

Bart: "Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia."
Homer: "Pfft. That's no reason to block the TV."

Apu: "Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels!" [runs off]

Lunch Lady Doris: "More testicles mean more iron."

Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

Homer: "The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication."

Krusty: "Thirty-five years in show business and already nobody remembers me. Just like what's his name, and whos-its, and you know, that guy, who always wore a shirt."

Bart: "Well if your souls real where is it?"
Milhouse: "It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!"
Bart: "What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean."
Milhouse: "Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary."

Homer: "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

Marge: "My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first."
Mayor Quimby: "Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards."

Sideshow Bob: "You want the truth! You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!"

Bart to Milhouse: "How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?"

Milhouse: "We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy."

Homer: "I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"

Moe: "People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine."

Corgan: "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins."
Homer: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."

Lisa: "Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."

Marge: "Bart, stop pestering Satan!"

Lisa: "Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."

Moe: "All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog."

Kent Brockman: "Tonight a city weeps, as, for the first time ever, a hockey arena becomes the scene of violence following a concert by Spinal Tap"

Kisah Betelgeuse (rasi bintang)

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Betelgeuse adalah adalah bintang yang terletak 427 tahun cahaya dari Bumi. Bintang ini merupakan bintang paling terang kedua di rasi bintang Orion dan bintang paling terang kesembilan pada langit malam. Nama Betelgeuse berasal dari kata Bait al-Jauzā, berasal daribahasa Arab yang berarti “rumah sang raksasa”.
Bintang yang menurut para ahli astronomi sedang mendekati kehancurannya dan dapat membengkak 100 kali lipat sebelum meledak ini oleh Toba Beta dijadikan judul sebuah novel science fiction Sebuah genre yang boleh dibilang masih jarang digarap oleh penulis-penulis lokal. Ini adalah novel pertamanya dan sekaligus merupakan buku pertama dari sebuah seri yang diberinya nama “Novel berseri petualangan jagad raya : Sandi Semesta”
Yang menjadi dasar dari novel berseri ini adalah sebuah rangkaian peristiwabencana alam sangat dahsyat yang terjadi akibat ledakan kataklismik Gunung Sunda Purba dan Gunung Toba Purba antara 100.000 hingga 50.000 tahun yg lalu. Efek dari Bencana tersebut ternyata memancarkan badai partikel unik. Badai partikel tersebut terus merambat dan melintasi ruang antarbintang dan mengarah ke suatu sector yang berjarak 36.200 tahun cahaya dari pusat galaksi Bimasakti.
Badai partikel itu akhirnya menghantam bintang Sactir yang berada di kawasan Global Cluster NGC-6101. Ada 10 planet yang mengitari bintang Sactir. Planet kedua dan ketiga terpanggang habis. Namun ada satu planet yang tak terkena bencana dimana di atas planet tersebut ada kehidupan dengan 600 juta jiwa dengan teknologi antarbintang yang canggih. Mereka adalah bangsa Sactirion. Mereka mengira bencana ini diakibatkan oleh sebuah peradaban di bumi sehingga mereka menyiapkan armada perang untuk menghantam bumi dan isinya.
Pada tahun 2056 sebuah pesan dari galaksi lain yang tidak diketahui darimana berasal sampai ke Bumi tepatnya pusat luar angkasa Indonesia. Saat itu Indonesia dikisahkan telah menjadi negara yang sangat maju dalam bidang IPTEK khususnya dalam hal teknologi ruang angkasa dimana Ciwidey – Bandung yang menjadi sentral penelitian ruang angkasa. Karena isi dari pesan itu belum mampu dipecahkan dan khawatir merupakan pesan penting dari kehidupan lain maka para ilmuwan dan petinggi negeri secara rahasia mengadakan rapat darurat untuk mencoba memahami isi pesan tersebut.
Lalu kisah dalam novel ini mundur ke tahun 2016-2037 yang mencertiakan sepak terjang dua orang mahasiswa INTERAIN (Institut Ruang Angkasa Indonesia)yang berlokasi di Ciwidei Bandung bernama Sandi Semesta dan Mira Darwis.Sandi Semesta adalah mahasiswa cerdas yang lahir dari keluarga sederhana. Sedangkan Mira Lesmana adalah putri seorang konglomerat yang memiliki pengaruh luas dan banyak membiayai proyek-proyek luar angkasa Indonesia.
Awalnya keduanya tidak saling mengenal namun sebuah persitiwa perkelahian antara dua geng pemuda yang melibatkan Mira Darwisyang saat itu sedang berpacaran dengan salah satu pimpinan geng tersebut akhirnya membuat mereka bertemu karena secara tidak disengaja Sandi Semesta menyelamatkan Mira dari kejaran anggota geng yang memusuhinya. Setelah kejadian itu Mira putus dengan pacarnya dan lambat laun tumbuh rasa cinta antara Sandi dan Mira
Bertahun-tahun kemudian di jagad raya sana dimana para Dewan Devara yang dalam novel ini dikisahkan menjadi semacam entitas yang mengatur kendali semesta tengah terjadi perselisihan pendapat soal pengaturan semesta raya, pertengkaran mereka mengakibatkan salah satu Dewan Devara yang bernama Bara keluar dengan membawa niat untuk mempengaruhi dan menguasai dewan devara yang ada.
Devara Bara berniat turun ke bumi untuk melakukan hal-hal jahat, niat ini diketahui oleh anggota dewan Devara lain. Devata Talmis yang mengetahui bahwa Bara sedang melakukan aktivitas berbahaya di dalam ruang yang sudah lama diciptakannya di gua Belanda area Taman Hutan Raya Dago, Bandung segera mengejarnya.
Pertemuan mendadak antara dua entitas tersebut menyebabkan kota Bandung dilanda guncangan gempa hebat berkekuatan 6.2 SR. Planet bumi seakan shock akibat peremuan dua kekuatan dahsyat yang muncul spontan di permukaannya. Saat itu kebetulan Mira Darwis dan keluarganya sedang mengunjungi Gua Belanda di Tahura dengan ditemani Dewi yang adalah adik dari Sandi Semesta. Gempa berkekuatan besar itu menyebabkan mulut gua hancur dan mereka terperangkap dalam gua. Mira beserta keluarga bisa selamat keluar dari gua namun Dewi masih terperangkap di dalam.
Sandi Semesta berusaha mencari keberadaan Dewi namun sialnya ia bertemu dengan Bara yang menyandera Dewi, mereka berkelahi dan Sandi terluka parah. Dalam keadaan terluka parah Sandi ‘diambil’ oleh Devara Talmis sedangkan Dewi tetap menjadi sandera Devara Bara. Dengan demikian Sandi dan Dewi tak pernah ditemukan dan dikabarkan hilang dan mati terperangkap dalam gua yang runtuh.
Hilangnya Sandi dan Dewi membuat Mira merasa bersalah, karenanya Mira dengan bantuan orang tuanya melakukan proyek besar-besaran di gua Belanda untuk menemukan Sandi dan Dewi, jikapun tidak ia berharap dapat menemukan jasad mereka berdua. Namun proyek tersebut akhirnya membawa Mira pada sebuah temuan aneh di dalam gua yang berasal dari peradaban yang lebih maju dari manusia. Dan hal ini akan membawa Mira pada sebuah petualangan yang menakjubkan ke sebuah galaksi lain yang tidak mungkin akan ia lupakan.
Sementara di galaksi lain Sandi digembleng oleh Devara Talmis untuk menggantikan posisi Devara Bara. Sandi terus belatih sambil berharap jika kemampuannya telah memadai ia akan mengejar Bara dan menyelamatkan Dewi. Selain itu ada misi lain yang harus diemban oleh Sandi yaitu mencegah terjadinya pertempuran besar-besaran antara bangsa Sactrion dan penduduk bumi.
Secara umum novel ini memang menarik dan ini adalah novel Sci Fiction yang sesungguhnya dimana materi-materi sci-fic tidak hanya sekedar tempelan melainkan menjadi bagian dari sebuah kisah besar yang hendak dibangun oleh penulisnya. Penulis tampaknya tak canggung-canggung untuk mengisahkan kisahnya ini dengan setting di Bandung, Indonesia yang dikisahkan memiliki infrastruktur dan SDM yang hebat dalam teknologi ruang angkasa .
Walau novel ini adalah rekaan belaka namun penulis mendasari semua itu berdasarkan referensi ilmiah sehingga tak menimbulkan kesan sebagai kisah dari negeri khayalan. Apa-apa yang dituliskan mengenai teknologi komunikasi, transportasi, navigasi antara planet, dll dideskpripsikan dengan cukup mendetail sehingga seolah-olah teknologi itu sudah ada dan diterapkan padahal kenyataannya mungkin baru sekedar wacana atau prototipe saja. Namun karena didasarkan pada hal-hal yang ilmiah maka rasanya bukan tak masuk akal bisa di masa depan semua yang terdapat dalam novel ini akan terwujud juga.
Selain memaparkan kehebatan-kehebatan peralatan, pesawat, dan teknologi ruang angkasa yang sudah sangat maju dan, serunya duel antara Sandi dan Bara di Betelgeuse, kisah pertempuran antara pasukan bumi dan mahluk asing novel ini juga menyajikan dialog-dialog filosofis perihal keberadaan alam semesta antara tokoh Sandi dan Devara Talmis sehingga hal ini akan membuka cara berpikir dan wawasan pembaca dalam memaknai alam semesta.
Novel gemuk ini sepertinya memang mencoba memuaskan pembacanya dengan berbagai hal, selain materi sci fiction, penulis juga memasukkan unsur kisah asmara dandunia mahasiswa layaknya sebuah novel roman, mungkin hal ini dimaksudkan agar pembaca tak bosanmembaca novel sci fiction setebal 492 halaman. Namun justru di bagian ini saya rasa ada banyak hal yang terlalu didalami oleh penulis yang mungkin seharusnya bisa dipangkas agar novel ini bisa menjadi lebih ramping dan tidak berlarut-larut dalam kisah yang mungkin bisa mengaburkan pembacanya dari tema sentral novel ini.
Contohnya saat Sandi menolong keluarga kaya dari perampokan, lalu deskripsi keseharian Sandi dan kawan-kawannya di kampus, dan konflik antara dua geng pemuda.Saya rasa bagian ini bisa dipangkas lebih ringkas lagi sehingga pembaca bisa diajak langsung masuk ke inti kisah. Karena judul novel ini adalah Betelguese Incident : Insident di bait al-zura tentunya sejak awal pembaca umumnya akan bertanya-tanya ada insiden apa di Al Zura? Sedangkan di novel ini peritiwa di bait Al zura sendiri baru muncul di bagian-bagian akhir itupun tak banyak.
Sayangnya juga di bagian ketika menceritakan dunia mahasiswa Sandi dan Mira, penulis tak mengeksplorasi perangkat-perangkat teknologi yang mereka pakai saat itu. Kalau saja di bagian ini diceritakan bagaimana teknologi hp, computer, dan gadget2 lain di masa itu tentunya akan lebih menarik lagi.
Setting waktu yang bolak balik antara tahun 2026, 2057, 2032 dan kisahnya yang kompleks juga menuntut pembaca untuk lebih konsentrasi membaca novel ini. Ada beberapa bagian yang tak tuntas tapi memang sepertinya harus seperti itu karena ini merupakan buku pertama dari sebuah novel berseri dan kita baru akan bisa menemukan sebuah gambaran utuh jika sudah membaca seluruh seri dari novel ini. Semoga kemunculan judul berikutnya bisa terbit tak terlalu lama sebelum pembaca lupa akan apa yang telah dibacanya.
Terlepas dari hal-hal diatas ada banyak hal menarik dari novel ini. Dengan cerdas penulis juga mencoba memadukan kondisi geografis sunda kuno dengan misteri semesta yang belum terpecahkan. Penulis tampaknya berhasil menciptakan kisah masa depan yang didasarinya dari peristiwa-peristiwa geologi yang terjadi di Nusantara ribuan tahun yang lampau
Dan yang luar biasa, seperti telah saya ungkap diatas tak canggung-canggung menuliskan kisahnya dengan sangat Indonesia sehingga ada semangat optimisme yang hendak disampaikan bahwa Indonesia akan menjadi Negara maju di bidang teknologi ruang angkasa. Sebenarnya bisa saja penulis menuliskan setting kisahnya di negera maju atau di Negara antah berantah namun penulis dengan percaya diri meghadirkan setting kisahnya di Indonesia tepatnya di Bandung di kota yang pernah memberinya ide-ide sinpiratif di perjalanan hidupnya.
Toba Beta sedang menciptakan mimpi-mimpi masa depan bagi Indonesia. Akankah 40-50 tahun lagi Indonesia akan sedemikian majunya seperti dalam novel ini. Mimpi telah ditulis dan ditawarkan bagi kita dan generasi di masa depan, tinggal apakah kita mau bersuaha meraih mimpi itu?
Selain itu melihat betapa seriusnya penulis menggarap novel ini saya merasa jika penulis konsisten untuk menulis di jalur ini dan memiliki nafas panjang untuk melanjutkan judul-judul selanjutanya saya percaya ini akan menjadi era kebangkitan genre Sci Fiction lokal yang lama tenggelam dan tak terdengar di khazanah sastra tanah air.
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Asalnya dari domba berbulu emas yg dikirim oleh Nephele untuk menyelamatkan putra-putrinya Phrixus & Helle yg hendak dihukum mati oleh ayahnya, King Athamas, atas hasutan ibu tiri mereka, Ino.
Domba tsb. membawa Phrixus & Helle terbang meninggalkan Boeotia menuju ke Colchis di Caucasus. But dalam perjalanan Helle jatuh ke laut & tenggelam ke laut yg sejak saat itu dinamai Hellespont (Greek: pontus = sea).
Sesampainya di Colchis Phrixus diterima oleh King Aetes & dinikahkan dgn putri sulungnya. Sebagai tanda terima kasih kepada para dewa/i yg telah melindunginya selama perjalanan, Phrixus mengorbankan domba tsb. & memberikan bulu emasnya kepada mertokunya.

Keindahan Rasi Bintang

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Ada banyak rasi bintang yang bisa kita amati segera setelah Matahari terbenam di ufuk barat pada awal September. Misal, rasi bintang Crux, Centaurus, Cygnus, Lyra, dan Aquila. Ada juga zodiak seperti Virgo, Libra, Scorpius, Sagittarius, Capricornus, dan Aquarius. Beberapa zodiak lain baru akan terlihat selepas tengah malam, seperti Pisces, Aries, dan Taurus.
Boleh jadi banyak yang bertanya-tanya, mengapa zodiak-zodiak di atas terlihat pada malam hari di bulan September? Bukankah menurut astrologi Scorpius seharusnya berada di bulan Oktober-November, Sagittarius di bulan November-Desember, Capricornus di bulan Desember-Januari, dan seterusnya?
Tak ada yang salah dengan fenomena langit yang terlihat oleh kita. Yang ada adalah salah tafsir arti rentang bulan dalam zodiak yang dimuat di media massa.
Arti sebenarnya dari rentang bulan dalam suatu zodiak-misalnya Aries, 22 Maret-21 April-adalah rentang waktu yang dihabiskan Matahari "berada" di zodiak tersebut dalam peredaran semunya di bola langit. Jadi, rentang waktu di atas tidak ada sangkut pautnya dengan "jadwal manggung" zodiak yang bersangkutan.
Justru dalam rentang waktu tersebut kita tidak akan dapat menjumpai zodiaknya di langit malam. Zodiak tersebut terbit dan terbenam mirip dengan saat terbit dan terbenam Matahari. Artinya, mereka menghabiskan sebagian besar waktu di langit siang.
Pada awal September ini, rasi Virgo (Perawan) sudah condong ke barat pada saat Matahari terbenam. Seluruh rasi sudah akan tenggelam pada pukul 22.00, dan akan hilang dari peredaran alias tidak tampak di langit malam selepas Oktober. Virgo merupakan rasi terbesar kedua di langit.
Bintang paling terang di Virgo dinamakan Spica (skala terang: +1,0) yang berwarna putih kebiruan. Spica terdiri atas dua bintang yang sangat berdekatan. Namun, dengan mata telanjang, kita melihatnya seolah sebagai satu bintang saja.
Langit malam bulan September juga akan dihiasi oleh penampakan Scorpius (Kalajengking) yang merupakan salah satu rasi terbesar dalam zodiak. Bintang tercerahnya adalah Antares (skala terang: +10) yang menandai jantung Sang Kalajengking. Antares merupakan bintang maha raksasa merah dengan jari-jari sekitar 776 kali jari-jari Matahari dan berjarak 330 tahun cahaya.
Meskipun berukuran jauh lebih besar daripada Matahari kita, untuk ukuran sebuah bintang, temperatur permukaan Antares sangat rendah. Suhu sekitar 3.000-3.500 derajat Kelvin atau setengah kali temperatur Matahari. Warnanya yang merah menyebabkan Antares tampak mirip dengan Planet Mars.
Nama Antares sendiri memang berarti "tandingan Dewa Ares (Mars)". Penampakan Antares dan Mars sendiri saat ini terpisah jauh di langit. Saat Antares berada di atas kepala, Mars belum lama muncul dari cakrawala timur.
Kepala Scorpius ditandai salah satunya oleh bintang Graffias (+2,6). Ujung ekornya ditandai oleh dua bintang yang berdekatan, yaitu Shaula (+1,6) dan Lesath (+2,7). Tidak jauh dari sana terdapat dua gugus bintang yang dalam Messier diberi nama M6 dan M7. Pada malam yang cerah juga akan tampak sebuah pita putih seperti kabut yang melintasi Scorpius. Pita putih ini merupakan kumpulan miliaran bintang di dalam Galaksi Bima Sakti.
Rasi Scorpius pertama kali diberi nama Girtab oleh orang Sumeria Kuno sekitar 5.000 tahun yang lalu. Dalam mitologi Yunani, Scorpius diutus dewa memburu Orion. Apa pasal? Dewa tidak mengizinkan adiknya, Artemis, untuk berhubungan dengan Orion. Tetapi Scorpius tidak pernah berhasil menangkap Orion dan pengejarannya di langit malam dikenal sebagai pengejaran abadi. Memang, saat penampakannya di langit berbeda. Saat Scorpius terbit di timur, Orion baru saja terbenam di ufuk barat.
Menelusuri pita putih Bima Sakti ke arah utara, akan kita jumpai sebuah bintang terang berwarna putih kebiruan: bintang Vega (skala terang: +0,0). Ia terletak di rasi Lyra. Dua belas ribu dari sekarang, sumbu rotasi Bumi kita akan mengarah ke bintang ini. Berarti, saat itu Vega akan menjadi Bintang Utara. Saat ini, sumbu rotasi Bumi masih "menunjuk" ke bintang Polaris di rasi Ursa Minor.
Bersama-sama dengan bintang Altair (+0,8) di rasi Aquila dan bintang Deneb (+1,2) di rasi Cygnus, Vega membentuk formasi segitiga. Bagi penduduk yang mukim di belahan utara Bumi, kehadiran ketiga bintang ini merupakan pertanda masuknya musim panas. Karena itu ketiganya dikenal Segitiga Musim Panas (Summer Triangle).

Rasi Bintang

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Rasi bintang memang khayalan manusia saat melihat bintang bertaburan di langit. Manusia berkhayal bintang-bintang berbentuk beruang, kalajengking, dan lain-lain. Khayalan itu sangat menyenangkan dan indah, tapi bukan cuma itu rasi bintang pun berguna sebagai penunjuk arah.

Ilmuwan menduga bahwa manusia telah membuat rasi bintang sejak zaman es. Rasi bintang Ursa Major (Beruang Besar) telah menjadi legenda di Alaska dan Siberia. Padahal, kalian pasti tahu, penduduk Alaska dan Siberia adalah penduduk terpencil sejak zaman dahulu.

Di akhir zaman es atau 14.000 tahun yang lalu, orang Mesir Kuno juga punya rasi bintang sendiri. Rasi bintang Mesir Kuno yang terkenal adalah rasi bintang burung Nazar, ular Cobra, Sungai Nil, dan Osiris (Orion). Rasi bintang burung Nazar punya mata bintang Vega yang cemerlang. Orang Mesir juga berkhayal susunan bintang-bintang di langit seperti jenggot Firaun, Sapi, dan Sphinx.

Namun orang Babylonia yang paling rajin membuat dan mencatat rasi bintang di langit (sekitar 5.600 tahun SM). Bahkan orang Babylonia selalu mencatat kejadian-kejadian di langit dengan teliti (seperti bangsa Maya juga nih). Mereka mencatat gerhana dan gerak bintang. Karena orang Babylonia percaya bintang mempengaruhi nasib manusia. Orang Babylonia-lah juga yang pertama kali membuat sebutan zodiak.



Dari banyak rasi bintang yang ada, terdapat 12 rasi yang dikenal dengan nama ZODIAK. Zodiak ini dikenal oleh bangsa Babilonia sejak abad 2000 SM. Dari zodiak inilah selanjutnya kita mengenal pembagian nama bintang berdasarkan kelahirannya. Dua belas rasi tersebut,  adalah Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagitarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, dan Pisces. Dan hal ini juga dikaitkan dengan kepercayaan bahwa bintang-bintang itu memberi pengaruh kepada kehidupan manusianya.
Tapi kamu tidak harus percaya, karena Zodiak ini sebenernya hanyalah penamaan 12 rasi dari banyak rasi yang tersebar di angkasa, yang kebetulan dilewati matahari setiap tahunnya


kemudian Ilmu rasi bintang Babylonia diambil bangsa Yunani. Bangsa Yunani menambahkan dongeng dewa-dewa Yunani ke rasi bintang Babylonia.

Orang Cina juga memiliki rasi bintang sendiri sejak zaman kuno. Sayangnya, rasi bintang Cina kurang terkenal. Kini, para astronom memakai rasi bintang modern buatan International Astronomy Union. Rasi bintang modern dilengkapi rasi bintang buatan para pelaut Erope abad 16.

Hingga kini Rasi Bintang yang resmi ditetapkan oleh Persatuan Astonomi Internasional berjumlah 88 buah.
Nama rasi bintang sendiri adalah hasil kesepakatan yang diambil dari nama yang telah ada sebelumnya, misalnya yang diambil dari karya Ptolomeus berjudul ALMAGEST. Sebenarnya tiap daerah tentu punya nama nya sendiri-sendiri, sebagai contoh di Indonesia, bintang terang dalam rangkaian ORION, dikenal sebagai bintang WALUKU.


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Karena sejak dulu orang menyadari bahwa kemunculan bintang di langit malam selalu pada saat waktu dan kondisi yang sama, maka mereka menggunakan rasi bintang sebagai alat penunjuk arah dan waktu. Seperti bintang WALUKU yang kita bicarakan tadi, adalah sebagai penanda mulainya masa tanam bagi para petani. Juga bintang Salib (layang-layang) sebagai penunjuk arah selatan, dan bintang Beruang Besar (atau Gayung besar) sebagai penunjuk arah Utara. Para pelaut hingga kini juga masih menggunakan bintang sebagai pemandu arah dan juga untuk menentukan posisi kapalnya, alat yang digunakan pelaut dalam mengamati bintang tersebut adalah sextant.nah jika masih bingung, berikut ini akan coba sedikit sijangkung jelaskan deh...siapa tahu berguna jika kalian tersesat tanpa membawa peta/kompas atau pun GPS (Global Positioning System) yang saat ini sudah terintegrasi dalam handphone
Tersesat bisa jadi masalah besar kalau-kalau di sekitar kita tidak ada orang-orang yang bisa kita tanyai, tidak ada kompas, tidak ada peta apalagi GPS. Mungkin keadaannya tidak sampai membahayakan jiwa, namun untuk hal-hal sederhana seperti menentukan arah kiblat untuk sholat, setidaknya kita harus yakin bahwa arah kita telah benar. Karena bukan tidak mungkin kita hadapi situasi dan kondisi seperti ini. Mengandalkan feeling bisa menjadi pilihan, namun bila feeling sering salah ketika menjawab soal ujian, itu artinya mempercayai feeling bukanlah pilihan bijak.
Nah, untuk itu, bintang di langit bisa menjadi pilihan paten untuk dipercaya sebagai pemandu arah. Pengetahuan purba ini setidaknya kita tahu sedikit-sedikit.
Menurut para astronom, ada tiga rasi bintang yang populer digunakan oleh para nelayan, para peladang, penyuka kegiatan alam, hingga orang-orang tersesat tentunya, untuk mengetahui arah mata angin: rasi bintang Ursa Minor (artinya Beruang Kecil. Di Indonesia di sebut Biduk) , rasi bintang Crux (Layang, Gubung Penceng, Pari), dan rasi bintang Orion.

Ursa Minor menunjukkan arah utara. Lihat bintang yang paling ujung ( alfa), disebut Polaris, itulah yang menunjukkan arah utara.
Rasi bintang Crux menunjukkan arah selatan. Bintang paling bawah (alfa, bagian lengan yang terpanjang) itulah yang menunjukkan arah selatan.
Orion menunjukkan arah barat (tiga bintang yang lebih mirip ekor kalajengking dibandingkan pinggang Orion).
Ketiganya selalu terlihat jelas ketika langit cerah. Untuk mengantisipasi bila ada bagian langit yang tertutup awan, minimal ketiganya kita mengenalnya. Kalau-kalau satu yang terlihat dan yang lainnya tidak.
Selain ketiga rasi bintang ini, rasi-rasi lain tentu sangat banyak, para astronom tentu telah banyak memetakan. Tapi, tiga rasi bintang inilah yang paling jelas terlihat di malam hari bagi orang awam seperti kita, mencolok, dan sangat terpercaya sebagai pemandu arah mata angin.
Yah, kalau-kalau kita tersesat.
Dan Dialah yang menjadikan bintang-bintang bagimu, agar kamu menjadikannya petunjuk dalam kegelapan di darat dan di laut. Sesungguhnya Kami telah menjelaskan tanda-tanda kebesaran (Kami) kepada orang-orang yang mengetahui. (Al An’aam:97, Al Quran)
berikut ini nama2 ke88 rasi bintang tsb


Andromeda
Antlia
Apus
Aquarius
Aquila
Ara
Aries
Auriga
Boötes
Caelum
Camelopardalis
Cancer
Canes Venatici
Canis Major
Canis Minor
Capricornus
Carina
Cassiopeia
Centaurus
Cepheus
Cetus
Chamaeleon
Circinus
Columba
Coma Berenices
Corona Australis
Corona Borealis
Corvus
Crater
Crux
Cygnus
Delphinus
Dorado
Draco
Equuleus
Eridanus
Fornax
Gemini
Grus
Hercules
Horologium
Hydra
Hydrus
Indus
Lacerta
Leo
Leo Minor
Lepu
Libra
Lupus
Lynx
Lyra
Mensa
Microscopium
Monoceros
Musca
Norma
Octans
Ophiuchus
Orion
Pavo
Pegasus
Perseus
Phoenix
Pictor
Pisces
Piscis Austrinus
Puppis
Pyxis
Reticulum
Sagitta
Sagittarius
Scorpiu
Sculptor
Scutum
Serpens
Sextans
Taurus
Telescopium
Triangulum
Triangulum Australe
Tucana
Ursa Major
Ursa Minor
Virgo
Vela
Volans
Vulpecula


Crux - Salib Selatan


Crux, yang dalam bahasa latin berarti salib, umumnya dikenal dengan sebutan Rasi Salib Selatan. Walaupun merupakan rasi paling kecil di antara 88 rasi bintang modern, Crux adalah salah satu rasi bintang yang paling dikenal. Rasi ini mudah dikenali karena bentuknya yang mirip layang-layang (ada juga yang menyebutnya seperti berlian) di langit selatan. Rasi ini juga mudah ditemukan karena adanya dua bintang terang (Alpha dan Beta Centauri) yang mendampinginya. Namun karena letaknya terlalu di selatan, orang-orang di belahan bumi utara seperti Eropa dan Amerika Utara akan sangat sulit melihatnya.


Bintang Acrux yang kembar tiga


Bintang paling terang dalam rasi ini adalah Alpha Crucis atau Acrux (kombinasi A dari Alpha dan Crux). Karena letaknya yang sulit diamati oleh orang-orang di belahan bumi utara, bintang ini tidak memiliki nama lain yang biasanya diambil dari nama-nama peradaban Yunani, Latin dan Arab kuno (seperti Betelgeuse untuk Beta Ori dan Antares untuk Alpha Scorpii). Acrux yang magnitudo semunya (m) = 0.83, merupakan bintang paling terang ke-12 di langit dengan jarak 321 tahun cahaya dari bumi. Keunikan dari bintang ini adalah, jika kita arahkan teleskop untuk melihatnya, bintang ini terlihat memiliki pasangan (kembar) yang saling mengorbit dalam waktu 76 hari. Pasangan bintang ini sering disebut dengan bintang ganda. Dengan temperatur permukaan sekitar 27 000o K, bintang-bintang ini 25 000 kali lebih cemerlang daripada Matahari. Lebih uniknya lagi, ternyata bintang ini merupakan bintang kembar tiga (bintang tripel) jika kita gunakan teleskop dengan resolusi yang lebih tinggi.


Nebula Coal Sack adalah nebula gelap yang paling jelas tampak di langit. Nebula ini dapat terlihat dengan baik oleh mata telanjang sebagai suatu bagian gelap di selatan jalur Bima Sakti. Nebula yang berjarak 2 000 tahun cahaya ini tersusun oleh gas dan debu dengan kerapatan tinggi dan dapat menyembunyikan cahaya bintang yang berada di belakangnya (tidak transparan). Objek jauh lainnya pada rasi Crux ini adalah Gugus Terbuka NGC 4755, yang lebih dikenal sebagai Kotak Perhiasan (Jewel Box) atau Gugus Kappa Crucis, yang ditemukan oleh Nicolas Louis de Lacaille pada tahun 1751 – 1752. Objek ini terletak pada jarak sekitar 7 500 tahun cahaya dan terdiri dari sekitar 100 bintang berwarna putih dan biru dengan kecerlangan tinggi yang tersebar seluas 20 tahun cahaya. Gugus bintang ini mudah ditemukan dan diamati dengan menggunakan binokuler atau teleskop karena dekat dengan Beta Crucis. Gugus ini terdiri dari bintang-bintang putih dan biru dengan luminositas tinggi. Nama Jewel Box diberikan oleh Sir John Herschel yang menyebutnya “perhiasan yang indah”.


Rasi Crux yang dikelilingi oleh Centaurus dan Musca.


Bersama dengan Gamma Crux (Gacrux), Acrux sering digunakan untuk menentukan arah kutub selatan. Caranya adalah dengan mengikuti garis yang ditunjukkan oleh kedua bintang itu dan memperpanjangnya sekitar 4,5 kali. Jarak antara kedua bintang itu akan membawa kita pada suatu titik dekat dengan kutub langit selatan. Cara lainnya, jika kita tarik garis tegak lurus di antara a Centauri (Toliman) dan ß Centauri, titik di mana garis ini berpotongan dengan garis yang dibentuk oleh Gacrux dan Acrux menandai letak kutub langit selatan.


Karena adanya gerak presisi dari titik ekuinoks, daerah Timur Tengah pada zaman purbakala masih dapat melihat bintang-bintang yang menyusun rasi Crux sehingga para astronom Yunani mengetahui bintang-bintang tersebut. Namun, dahulu rasi ini tidaklah dianggap sebagai rasi sendiri, melainkan bagian dari rasi Centaurus. Penemuan rasi bintang Crux sebagai rasi sendiri dihubungkan dengan astronom Perancis Augustin Royer pada tahun 1679. Sebelumnya, rasi ini memang sudah dikenal dengan bentuk seperti itu.


Dalam kebudayaan Jawa, rasi ini sering disebut dengan Gubuk Penceng yang digunakan oleh para nelayan tradisional untuk menentukan arah selatan. Lima bintang paling terang dalam rasi Crux (a, ß, ?, d, dan e Crucis) tampak pada bendera Australia, Brazil, Selandia Baru (tanpa epsilon), Papua Nugini dan Samoa, dan negara bagian Australia seperti Victoria, Wilayah Ibukota Australia, Wilayah Utara dan juga bendera Wilayah Magallanes di Chile. Bendera dari zona perdagangan Mercosur menampilkan empat bintang tercerah tanpa epsilon. Versi yang telah digayakan juga tampak pada Bendera Eureka.
 

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